I want to fuck PJ Harvey’s voice.

I want to make sweet love to’t in the rain.

Let it sing sweet sultries in my ear as I sleep.

Cuddle up with it on the couch in front of the TV—

(a warm fire)

I’ll never be lonely as long as  PJ Harvey’s voice is with me.

I’ll always have a friend to turn to when I’m in need.

I’ll never cheat on it or treat it badly.

I’ll treat PJ Harvey’s voice just like a queen.