I believe in Fate

If it won’t make me late

For this important date I set

So just save me a plate.

I guess there’s no escape.

The one who soiled the drapes

Is caping for a former man

With mouth and ass agape.

So take what you can take

The rake, for goodness sake

Is breaking at the breaking point

It’s more than I can take!

My mind I need to sate

Like greed, it won’t abate.

I hate that I can’t know all things,

Ah, Fate do I berate!