to a man who’s getting better

but is really facing issues

like a lack of toilet tissue

Everyday I prosper

Ha, just kidding I’m accosted

By the men who want my ham

To invest it in a scam.

You must believe I’m lyin’

But, my dear, you see me tryin’

So I must believe my words

Even though they sound absurd!

Everything’s an isssue

When you’re needing toilet tissue

when you just don’t understand

You’re supposed to use your hand.