There’s a hundred ways to rightly boil a frog.
Salted water with a little bit of thyme.
Old Bay with some shrimp and gator tails?
That last verse did not even bother to rhyme!
Some say lovers find each other when
A frog is boiled with a slice of orange.
Citrus-scented bullfrog meat again?
And Why would frog legs be considered foreign?
(They tried to tell you nothing rhymes with orange)
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