There’s a hundred ways to rightly boil a frog.

Salted water with a little bit of thyme.

Old Bay with some shrimp and gator tails?

That last verse did not even bother to rhyme!

Some say lovers find each other when 

A frog is boiled with a slice of orange.

Citrus-scented bullfrog meat again?

And Why would frog legs be considered foreign?

(They tried to tell you nothing rhymes with orange)

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