I tripped on mushrooms and I fell
Straight in the bowels of burning Hel.
I sought the demon lord at once
And called the man a fucking dunce.

The Devil then replied to me
“All is not as you might see,
I was an accuser once.
Not a motherfucking dunce.”

“I asked Yahweh of Job, pray tell
Why doth he not believe in Hel.
Then Yahweh turned to me and said
‘We’ve yet to put it in his head.’”