Today I caught a leprechaun going through my trash

i asked him for his pot o gold

Just where was that thing stashed?

He looked at me as if I was

The Dumbest man on Earth.

He said, “You haven’t the faintest clue

How little I am worth!”

If I had gold would I be looking

Here for my next meal?

I am ruled by Capitalists

Just like you, you queer.”