My boss made me a vampire.

Just the other night.

He asked me to come in late one day

And gave me such a fright.

He said that I was worthless til he

Gave this gift to me.

But now the bastard’s not around

And I am getting hungry.

Just like that asshole

To make moves without thinking

He didn’t leave me any clues

To what vampires are drinking.

And I don’t know exactly

On what beasts a vampire feeds

Is this shit like Kosher?

Or do I get to watch you bleed?