To save for you, my lovely paying readers. Wait, you guys pay me right? Because thats the sort of relationship this is, right? I’m here for piles of cold dead cash.

I’m a genius cannibal

They treat me like an animal

I can’t put this poem here

Cuz no one will read it dear.

So, anyway, back to this issue

Which just complicates the tissue

That I used to wipe my eyes

I saw an old friend and cried.