Zonda drove a Honda
And I mean he drove it mad
He was sponsored by a concert
Of the Rolling Stones in drag
It was sorta like a Pride Rally
Except without the sex
They really stick it in your face.
Their Pride is really a hex.

Mazda roomed with Brazda
Who survived, alas, was gay.
You don’t know ‘bout morality.
I learned it kind of late.
You see it isn’t kosher to
Stick dicks in fucking asses
You want me to approve your sins
But I am with the masses.