THERE WAS NO DAMN NAPOLEON
THEY MADE THE SHORT-ASS UP!
NEO-APOLLO, AN ANAGRAM FOR SUN
WAKE YOUR DUMB ASS UP!
THEY INVENTED THEIR OWN HISTORY AND EVEN ADDED YEARS
YOU THINK ITS BEEN 2000 SINCE
YOUR SAVIOUR DIED IN TEARS?
BUT YOU DON’T KNOW THE THINGS I KNOW
(I LEARNED BY READING BOOKS)
CURIOSITY MAY HAVE KILLED THE CAT
BUT IT ENHANCED THE TOOK.

That last line is a Tolkien reference. Does anyone know what I’m talking about?