Was running from the Cops one day
In Brian Eno’s hood.
I had no other place to go
So I ran through his woods.
And ran up to the gated entrance
Pressing on the key.
“I’m running from the Cops, Mr. Eno.
Please come rescue me.”
Minutes later he emerged.
The sight was sort of odd.
He said, “I’ll bore you all to death with AMBIENCE!”
My God.
“This will work for sure,” I thought.
And I just stood aside.
One by one the Cops fell down.
They had nowhere to hide.