When the Cops ask me what the guy who robbed me looks like, I will describe this image.

Sing this to the Brady Bunch theme song. Two for the price of one:

Essential wisdom
is in these stories
We tell them to our children just because
We need to pass
Along this wisdom.
When they destroy it it’s forever lost.
And we can’t just
Go to the Vatican
And check out any book out of the vault.
They might murder us, and sacrifice us.
To Saturn in the night and that’s our fault.

I walked through the garden with Set and I asked him.
How did you kill Osiris and then…
Son of Adam?
He said, “It was simple. It’s
Just a disguise.
I was Saturn the whole time
I will not tell lies.”

You know, I can’t go onto Saturday Night Live, but I can tear up photos of the Pope anytime I please without fear of censorship right here on this poetry blog.