I’m Optimus F’ng Prime, y’all. Never did have that toy as a kid. I’m also high on marijuana and listening to Gnarls Barkley on my CD player. So this is exactly what Heaven must be like.

There’s a dot in all your eyes

That betrays when you are lying.

That’s how I know.

Or am I psychic, too?

Stop even freakin’ trying

To paint a better picture than the

One that you perceive.

Become a better you.

You’ll have no reason to deceive.