I Can’t Quite Figure Out Yoko Ono

I know enough not to trust public figures who live to be as old as she has. The ones who did not were usually taken out. I am really good at recognizing patterns and there’s a pretty obvious one there unless you believe all of these cover stories and that dozens of famous people can get drunk enough to choke on their own vomit. I have been as drunk as anyone could be and never managed that one. It occurred to me, and of course I have no proof, that Yoko could have been John’s handler. A lot of these famous male figures are in relationships, at least publicly, with their handlers. Lara Trump is a handler, (and a man) Bill Belichick’s 24 year old girlfriend is quite obviously his handler. This is really common and again, I notice patterns.

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