I read about the Saxons.
I read about the Angles.
I don’t believe a word of it.
The Celts were Black. Just sayin’.
I don’t believe King Alfred lived
And conquered the Viking hoard.
Converting Norse King Guthrum to
Christianity. Yawn. Bored.
Tell me actual history
Don’t make me laugh with this.
I know you thought me just a fool,
But Mister, you have missed.
I read much more than you’d expect
Of someone of my Age.
But wisdom is a mortal thing.
Divinity is Sage.