I saw Alison Mosshart at Target.

She was shopping for her frog.

I was in that particular aisle

Pretending I have a dog.

She looked as lovely as ever.

No makeup and no frills.

I asked her to come over

And pay a couple bills.

This is not a true story. I just have a very active imagination. I doubt Alison Mosshart even owns a frog.