Some of my favorite poems I’ve written are just off-the-wall like this.

Why’d you wear a suit to a
Skinny dipping party?
Are you just insecure?
Afraid to show your body?
Everyone is naked here, my guy,
Except for you!
If you want to fit in, my guy,
I’ll tell you what to do:
Just bare it all and have no cares
Everyone here’s naked!
It’s the perfect temperature outside!
This swimming pool is sacred!