The TV just said that “Barney” made the catch in this football game and I purposefully didn’t look at the TV because I understand Quantum Physics and until I do, it could be someone dressed in a Barney the Purple Dinosaur out their snagging passes. Anyway that’s not what this was supposed to be about.

A computer cannot comfort me!

A.I. is freaking lame.

I won’t confess my fears to it.

It wouldn’t be the same.

I’d rather not express them really.

(Makes them real that way.)

My best friend is inside of me.

I don’t care what they say.