Everything that happens in the public eye is play.
It’s orchestrated drama to keep the plebians at bay.
Just disbelieve everything reported in the press.
None of it affects you lest you let it. Do not stress.

The truth is in the Bible though the Church wants you to think
That all of it is history—humanity’s on the brink
Of total self-destruction. Any day will be our end.
But Jesus isn’t coming. It is up to you to win.