Patrick Mahomes

True story, there is this guy Mike Farrell who used to work for Rivals, a college football recruiting site. He posted on Twitter that Mahomes would be a bust. They later fired him for being generally incompetent.

Patrick Mahomes
Just might be a gnome.
He’s pudgy in the middle.
Plays the refs like a fiddle.
They said his dad was famous,
But he wasn’t named Amos.
That’s usually how they get there
And it’s quite a head of hair.

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