Birds cannot Be Dinosaurs

Do you know what they try to say is the closest modern relative to a T-Rex? A chicken. Does that sound as on-its-face absurd to you as it does me? They could have at least gone with cassowary or something. I mean it’s slightly more believable. And how would they know anyway? 69 (nice) million-year-old dino dna lying around? This isn’t a Michael Chricton novel. Y’all need to stop.

Birds cannot be dinosaurs
That’s really so absurd.
Are Amphibians also Fish?
That seems to be the word.
I bet you think the Big Bang also
Explains the world we see.
As if we were insignificant!
That is the goal, you see.

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