Snorkeled with a sting ray but the
Fucker broke my heart.
I don’t like making light of it.
It tore my world apart.
I once was living, thriving.
Now I’m dead as doors with nails.
My body might be done here,
But my immortal soul prevails.

Want to hear my wild conspiracy theory about the death of Steve Irwin? It’s that I have one.

By the way, did any of you realize that particular dialect of Australian accent of The Crocodile Hunter was descended straight from London Cockney? facts.