We will let you all use Twitter for free.
But we’re just going to start calling it ‘X’.
We just won’t show anyone your tweets.
I’m sorry but now it costs cash for checks.
Now isn’t this much better?
Your ID,
Is registered with us now see?
Everything you SAY gets recorded
And saved into a folder
On a Macbook in Langley, Virginia, believe!

So how about the fact that Virginia and Maryland are named for the Earth Goddess. You know. Mary, Isis, Gaia, Hera, I am sooooo fond of Hera.

Yo spellcheck if you can’t fix Virgina to Virginia then what are you really doing for me? I don’t usually spell things wrong on purpose. You’re supposed to catch that.