A bison’s not a buffalo.
I know they don’t object,
So I will on behalf of them.
What the freaking heck?
Like calling a ground bird a turkey
That you’ve never seen before
And on a different continent
From the turkey fowl of yore.

https://cubuffs.com/news/2025/8/26/ralphie-vi-retires

This story inspired this poem. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did writing it.