I just answered a call I figured was a bill collector from one of the ERs or Drs I owe money to thanks entirely to the injuries their drugs caused me.

I said, “Billy.” (not my name)

“This is so and so from so and so financial so and so. Is this <my name>?”

“I don’t know, did he win something?”

No, this is a personal matter is he there?

“Well he wouldn’t be at this number.”

“Okay, thanks.”

<hangs up>