What a clever trick, Lord Saturn.
I certainly do look real!
A clever ruse you and Mother pulled.
But now, I know the deal.
I am The Son.
I never died.
Not on a cross, nor any other way.
I live within every human being.
This role is a game that I play.

You know, dressing Saturn in a cute red costume and celebrating him an entire Season of a year while you’re supposed to be celebrating JESUS (who is YOU, who is the SUN, who DIES on the CRUX on December the 22nd and rises again on Dec 25th) is a really good way to keep folks celebrating our sacred holidays wrong while you secretly observe them as we have for thousands of years.

And before that even, celebrating his birthday? On the Winter Solstice? When I just told you what happens and why the allegory matches what we see in EACH gospel?