Faeries are little evil things
Made of mischief, guilt and wings
You’ll often find them visiting
Courtiers and Kings.

They love to whisper in their ears
And change the world with a word.
And that explains a lot of things
Like why there are fewer birds.

Update: March 28, 2026

The birds will bounce back, Ben.
Don’t even worry.
The Mother has got things.
Don’t get in a flurry.

It’s not the faeries fault
Any freaking way.
It’s the men who refused to listen
To what the fae folk say.

So the original poem is here. I just found it yesterday in a google doc and decided to respond to the guy who wrote it from the future.