Christmas
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What a clever trick, Lord Saturn.I certainly do look real!A clever ruse you and Mother pulled.But now, I know the deal.I am The Son.I never died.Not on a cross, nor any other way.I live within every human being.This role is a game that I play. You know, dressing Saturn in a cute red costume and…
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Brenda Lee was 13 when she sang Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree. She sounds like a full-grown adult. They put a lyric sheet in front of her, gave her the melody, and she sang that song not even understanding what it meant. I told my dad the other day, thats what we mean by “old…
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Remember the tale of the Prodigal Son?Remember the Father’s joy?For once he was lost, but he was redeemed.It maddened his other boy.For he never strayed.He was faithful for life.Where was the feast for him?“We feast every day!Come pull up a chair, nayA son nor a servant be withheld a meal!”
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Dear Santa,Timmy says you’re fakeBut me? I know you’re real.I feel you in my heart, you see.And thus, I know the deal.But a man who lives with tiny elvesObsessed with making toysIs confusing to my growing brain.I guess it brings you joyTo travel at the speed of lightAnd break into the housesOf all the evil…
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Twas the night before Christmas, For short, Christmas Eve. And I wish my in-laws would just fucking leave. My “dad” is a sadist, he’s prodding the cat With a fork and a spoon and a new baseball bat! The bat was a present I bought for the kid. The bastard unwrapped it and thinks that…
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Christmas was approaching once again And Santa and his reindeer were snowed in There was lots of ice and snow! And he had somewhere to go! ‘Twas time for Christmas gifting to begin. So, Santa wracked his head for what to do. He even got the Missus on it too. They gave it lots of…
Musings of the Mad 