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Coal for Christmas

Dec 25, 2023

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Santa got me coal for Christmas! How’d the fucker know? It’s what I’ve always wanted to receive! You may get a baseball bat But I can make this glow All the way til next year’s Christmas Eve!
Christmas Eve With the In-Laws

Dec 24, 2023

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Twas the night before Christmas, For short, Christmas Eve. And I wish my in-laws would just fucking leave. My “dad” is a sadist, he’s prodding the cat With a fork and a spoon and a new baseball bat! The bat was a present I bought for the kid. The bastard unwrapped it and thinks that…