ditty
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I used to post from VenusBut now I post on Mars.You know that she’s the planetThey call the Morning Star?And Mars has a reputationHe really never earned.He doesn’t e’en start wars and stuff.That’s Saturn I have learned.
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I used to be a homeboyBut now I’m a homeman.I like to cook the dinnerI do everything I can.I even do the houseworkAnd clean up for myself.But it’s just me. I live alone.There is nobody else.
Musings of the Mad 