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I wrote this yesterday and read it on TikTok. Several people commented on it. Someone asked if I was Tim Robinson. I’ll link the Tok. I just won an Emmy.Who gave it to me? Timmy.He’s hosting these awards in his garageWhere we are swimming.In an inflatable pool.The service here is cruel.I just ordered hors d’oeuvres.…
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“I’m hammered,” he stammered Then stumbled outside. “The man cannot drive! Will you call him a ride?” The bartender asked the man’s friend with the bun. “His face, it is melting, he’s starting to run!” The man ran three feet and he burst into flame. I bet that he won’t go out drinking again.
Musings of the Mad 