poets
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‘O Hermes bring me news.I can hardly chooseA life with complete bliss.I don’t know what I’ve missed.Prepare me for thy blessings.I’ve learned important lessons.I’m a better man—I amAnd I know you’ve got a planTo get me feeling better.That’s why I wrote this letterTo you whose truthI always choose.And that’s what I shall do.
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Not Pandora’s fault.Probably San Andreas’.I eat hardly at all.And now I probably weigh less.In fact, I know I do.I weighed just yesterday.You wouldn’t believe how much I’ve lost.I don’t anyway.And still going to lose more!Because it’s not a diet.It’s just the way I eat now.Everyone should try it. I have lost 70 lbs and 10…
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I don’t have a workplace.I work for myself.I won’t give my timeTo anybody else.I won’t make you richer.Please cease the begging.I bet that you’re a pervert too.I bet that you like pegging.
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Don’t fall for these scams, my lovely readers. I took a multivitamin. It made me freaking ill! Who thought that putting vitamins Into a little pill Was anything but dangerous? We get them in our food! I don’t have a deficiency ‘Cause I’m a healthy dude!
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I have GOT to give myself more grace.Reader, this is HARD.You cannot win the game of lifeIf you do not have the cards.The cards are freeAnd the deck is stacked!No way I can’t win.Just have to tell myself I deserve itOver and over again. I’ve been doing so much growing personally over the past few…
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Goodbye to my ego.I can’t say I’ll miss you.I’m sorry to do this,But I must dismiss you.You served me to get me to48-years.But also provided meSorrow and tears.You see, I’m moving onThere’s no use for you here.This is what I must do.It’s all become clear.I just have to let go of all the attachment.To become…
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Count your blessings.Every hour.It’s your secret, magic power.Showing gratitude for thingsWill cause the Universe to showerYou with more for which to be grateful.Show appreciation.Never be hateful.To anyone on the face of Earth.Everything that’s here has worth.Count your blessings.Name them too.Be grateful and They will bless you.
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I’m pretty proud of SolFor overthrowing SaturnBut all this negative energy!I’m noticing a pattern.People across vast regionsWorshipping on Saturn Day.Pretty sure the conceptIs the same behind the Adventists. It just occurred to me after making this graphic, I wonder if the old story about Sol/Soul (Zeus) overthrowing Saturn (Kronos, the previous Sun) has anything to…
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There are monsters in my bedroomThey live under my bed.I can’t keep food in this bedroomThe monsters eat insteadAnd they make these strange noises when ITry to sleep at night.I can’t tell if it’s tortureOr squealing with delight. This is what the ring leader Morcebus looks like:
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I was hunting rabbits in a parka in the dark When there was Peter Rabbit in his spectacles a stark Vision of reality suddenly thrust upon me.A haunted, vaunted memory of a Man named Danger Johnny. I’m not interested in robbing my patrons. My Art is available for free to the nation.
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Do you talk to God like I do?Do you know that They’re INSIDE you? I asked God,“What do I call you?”In my truck the other day.They came up with a clever thing,And I didn’t know what else to say.Later deep in mediation,Their answer came to me.“Elohim…” like in a dreamAnd suddenly I could see.I’d struggled…
Musings of the Mad 