St Patrick’s Day
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This is my third poem today about St. Patrick’s Day. You can probably tell how much revering people who don’t deserve to be revered irks me. St. Patrick isn’t green.At least not that I’ve seen.He wasn’t even IrishHe was British-Roman, see?You shouldn’t all revere him.The Irish should have speared him.He colonized that Island, fools.It did…
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They’re advertising Guinness.They think that I’m a drunk.These monsters are a menace.I do not give a funk.I know that it’s St. Patrick’s DayBut I’m not wearing green.Celebrate your own damn self.I’d rather not be seen.
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Saint Patrick was a whore.A Roman man, for sure.You might think that he’s IrishBut the Irish hate him more.A colonizer too!That man knew what to doTo please his Roman mastersThey’re all lying to you!
Musings of the Mad 