Whe’r in May or December

Or was it in September?

We decided to meet.

And what was the method?

By which two intrepid

Souls then accepted

(Were we even discreet?)

If someone were tracking

All the places we’re smacking

And found them all lacking,

Would they then do the math?

From all that I gather

He or she wouldn’t matter.

They’re as mad as a hatter.

And we’re built to last.