My breath smells like glue
Yes, I ate all my crayons
What else could I do??
You didn’t need belt me
And put me to shame.
Just buy me more crayons,
I’m hungry again!

-based on a true story

I don’t know how many of you also ate gross things that you definitely wouldn’t eat today like elmer’s glue and crayons but my second grade teacher told my mom I had been chewing up crayons and I got the belt whn I got home. So this is based on truths but everyone knows what my poop smells like roses is supposed to mean.