“Honey…
There’s a baboon in the house.”

“You sure it’s not a mouse?”

“I’m pretty sure, hon. And it’s holding a gun.”
“Did it ask for your wallet, Greg? What should we call it?”

“This is no time to joke, hon, I’m starting to choke!”

“Just ask what he wants, dear. It’s clear he has motive.
He may have a gun dear, but doubt he’s devoted.”

“Oh, don’t do that, Jesus. He put it in his mouth!
He pulled on the trigger but nothing came out!
Oh, that’s just the prop gun from that movie I did.
There’s no bullets in it. Thought I had it hid”

“I’m coming in the bathroom now, Greg, put on clothes.”

“You’re real entertaining but I’m still opposed.”