So, I was on Twitter and I noticed that one of the trending topics was that some AI-generated image of Saturn’s “polar storm” posted by a BLUE CHECK was trending today, specifically because it is so obviously fake. This is all by design. Nothing happens accidentally on that app anymore. Anyway it inspired a tweet and a poem that won’t fit on Twitter.

Saturn saw your ‘satellites’!
He shot them down like flies!
“Take my image without asking ME?
That just makes you spies!
And the last spy that tried me,
Ended up dethroned.
Those were the days I used to rule.
Now I sit here stoned.
Trapped in a prison,
I somehow created.
Everything is my fault.
It can’t be debated.