bigfoot
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I married Mary Yeti. We’re eating her spaghetti. My neighbor’s Barney Rubles. His wife is Major Betty. If you lived in the world I’m in I promise you you’d be Entertained at all times. I dare you—disagree.
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I swear I saw a skunk ape in the Swamp on Saturday. I was gliding on the water there, Across the Everglades, When out of the corner of the lamp I saw some eyes. Reflecting light right back at me I couldn’t have been more surprised. I turned around and left the spot And haven’t…